Accessories

by Matthew Schuster MPS Industries

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Death Metal

From Talos to those ridiculous new OMACs over at DC Comics, the deadly robot guardian has always been at the side of man. Sadly, it’s very hard to print on the side of man, so you’re going to have to settle for the front. Even still, you’ll find this robot just as deadly. So tell us the truth, if this was in a styrofoam box, you’d be going crazy for it, maybe stabbing complete strangers or beating up old ladies who looked like Abe Vigoda in an attempt to get one for yourself. So why wouldn’t you buy the shirt? Maybe if you do… he’ll kill you last.

This shirt was designed by: Matthew Schuster MPS Industries. Building the future from bits of the past, and threatening your tomorrows with yesterday! He also has a livejournal and understands the need for a spare head. Especially a smiley one.

Wear this shirt: to visit your lady friend. We think she’ll be impressed.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you can’t handle having your fists shoot off from coolness. Seriously, when your mom goes crazy and sues the company and we can’t have cool stuff because you’re a crybaby the whole world will give you a beatdown for the rest of your life. We did it before in the late Seventie’s and we are completely prepared do it again.

This shirt tells the world: “I am my own Robosapien. And I have a sword.”

We call this color: Automated Secret Policeman Having A Laser Torso! See, Matthew, that would have been funnier if you’d picked a different color but NOOOOOOOO

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC -White - 2935C - 485C - 1235C - 62C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
alphaod
Last Wooter to Woot:
dotbadfinger

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Accessories by Matthew Schuster MPS Industries
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