Acorny Shirt

by Radscoolian

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Printed to order.

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Features

Design Placement: Wearer's Left Chest

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 7.21” x 15.36” 
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  6.10” x 13”
K6-K4:  4.69” x 10”

Pantone Colors: Black - 4625C - 475C - 4635C - 728C - 726C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 4.004s
First Sucker:
frazzy626
Last Wooter to Woot:
pamtinnc

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Acorny Shirt by Radscoolian
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