Adventure Clock

by Jonah Block

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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For Kids! ?

We are all children now. 

It's great when adults can enjoy entertainment made for children. Whether it's the Harry Potter books, Pixar movies, or Cartoon Network shows, content for children is now appreciated by a much, much more age-diverse audience.

You know. because adults are simpletons now.

It makes sense that fully grown humans would be thrilled and delighted by bright colors and simple stories. The country's public education system has basically failed, young adults live with their parents throughout their 20s, and Gore Vidal was basically the last intellectual anyone took seriously. Us idiots are running the asylum!

So let's watch some cartoons, eat sugary cereal, and write half-literate text messages to our friends about farts. It's the childhood utopia we always dreamed of!

Wear this shirt: anytime between 4:19 and 4:21

Don't wear this shirt: If you hate the sound of other people saying, "Ohhhhhh I get it."

This shirt tells the world: "I'm moving to Washington state or Colorado. Someday. Are these the last of the gushers?"

We call this color: I got dem low-down babblin'-like-a-baby blues.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): White 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 11.000s
First Sucker:
bing281
Last Wooter to Woot:
danisingapore

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Adventure Clock by Jonah Block
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