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“After all this time?”
“Always.”
“Jesus, what the hell is that thing?!”
“What? It’s my patronus.”
“I thought they were supposed to be animals! That thing doesn’t even look like it should be alive.”
“Well, I got pretty depressed after Lily died, and I kind of went to a dark place.”
“It’s like a pile of corpses made love to a lobster. And then threw itself up.”
“I admit, it’s kind of Lovecraftian. But the sentiment is the same.”
“No wonder the kid hates you. You sent this to make him feel safe? Does it always make that horrible, raspy gurgling noise?”
“For awhile I thought it was trying to speak to me, but I think that’s just how it breathes. Or tries to breathe, anyway.”
“Oh sweet Hufflepuff on a stick, it’s leaving stains on the floor.”
“Oh, yeah, the ooze. It oozes a lot. Still don’t really know what that is.”
“Are those arms functional? They just sort of jut out from the…I guess that’s the body? It looks like a scaly bag of nondescript meat.”
“Not sure.”
“There are 17 arms sticking out of this thing.”
“I know.”
“Arms tend to come in pairs.”
“Yeah, well, heads tend to come in ones, but we’re about 11 above average there, too.”
“This is your happy thought? This is what takes you back to your time with Lily?”
“I was pretty emo as a teenager.”
“Yeah, no kidding, Mr. Dashboard Confessional.”
“Oh come on, that’s a low blow. They write good music!”
Wear this shirt: In a futile attempt to impress your love with the sentimental imagery only someone more creative than yourself could envision.
Don’t wear this shirt: To the Bambi showing at the local theater. SPOILERS.
This shirt tells the world: “I like to imagine myself as the sort of hopeless romantic who wouldn’t fight for the girl, but instead would loathe her husband and her new life from afar.”
Pantone Colors:
317C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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