Ain't No Party Like A Boston Party

by Cheesesandwich

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First Place in Derby #15, with 654 votes!

Oh, man, you have to get out to one of those Sons of Liberty parties. Them dudes is craaazy! I went to this one, man, down in the Harbor -- it was an all-night event, dawg. There was celebrities there, man, some dudes from Harvard, longshoremen, everybody. It was a costume thing, which I didn't know until I got there, but somebody lent me some face paint, so it was cool. Everyone was dressed up like Mohawk indians, man! I know, I know, kind of politically incorrect -- but dude, it was awesome. They had like forty tons of tea -- it got totally wasted. You got to go to one of these things, man. You got to.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member Cheesesandwich, Derby mainstay and true-blooded patriot.

Wear this shirt: to stand out on the streets of Beantown, where naked aggression has always been the dominant style trend.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the East India Company Christmas party. In addition to being rude, it's not nearly dressy enough. (Besides, you're running way past fashionably late.)

This shirt tells the world: “No Taxation Without Representation!”

We call this color: The Redcoats Are Coming, and Under Their Red Coats, the Shirts They're Wearing Are Brown.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Ain't No Party Like A Boston Party by Cheesesandwich
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.