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Air

by edgarrmcherly

$15.00
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Shelly Watch The Cars

Oh, this ain’t good.

Stewardess, can you please, I’m so sorry, but can you please look out the window and-

No, no it isn’t jitters, I’m perfectly fine when I’m flying, I just need you to look out of the window and tell me if-

No, I don’t need a pillow, I just want you to look out of the window and tell me if you can see the-

I absolutely am not paying sixteen dollars for a cocktail, are you nuts? What’s even wrong with you people? Listen, just listen to me, okay? Look out the window and tell me if you see anything, okay? Just one quick peek out of the-

Federal air marshall? Listen, sir, I’m not making a political statement. I just want someone to look out of the window and tell me if they see-

AAAH! AAAH! MY EYES! YOU SPRAYED MY EYES! THEY FEEL LIKE A TACO BELL RESTROOM! AAAAH! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LOOK? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AT THAT BEAUTIFUL SUNSET? ALL I WANTED TO KNOW IS IF IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL YOU HAD EVER SEEN! WHO CARES ABOUT THE CLOUD MEN? AAAAH! OH, GOD, MY EYES!

Wear this shirt: when you’re feeling heavenly.

Don’t wear this shirt: around your friend who just took a lot of LSD. It could end badly.

This shirt tells the world: “Where does rain come from? Not Me!”

We call this color: White Man In Hammersmith Cloudy Day

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Features

Pantone Colors:
3945C - 158C - 312C- 298C - 5503C - 444C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
filteauf
Last Wooter to Woot:
turtleclan222

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Air by edgarrmcherly
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.