Air Defense

by thedansterwashere

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Where No Cephalopod Has Gone Before

So you hairless apes like flooding the ocean with dark goo, do you? Consider this a warning from your “friends” in Atlantis.

Surface-dwellers! Did you think we would just sit idly by as the ocean becomes corrupted by your precious malfunctioning drilling machines? Did you think we wouldn’t notice the Earth bleeding out into our once blue and wondrous home? Did you honestly believe that there would be no one to avenge the thousands of our watery denizens suffocated by your greed and folly?

You silly air-breathing fools.

You have but a short time, land-walkers. Repair your damage quickly, or we shall fill your skies with our most valiant of octopi warriors who will rain down a choking inky darkness over your homes and cities the likes of which you have never seen.

Also, we’d appreciate it if you could do something about that ship you people left down here back in 1912. It’s beginning to be a bit of an eyesore.

Wear this shirt: while watching old episodes of seaQuest DSV.

Don’t wear this shirt: while talking about the importance of having Aquaman in the JLA. Seriously, he’s just not that cool.

This shirt tells the world: “You will believe an octopus can fly!”

We call this color: Inky Black Retribution

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 283C - 141C- 167C - 484C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
TheTimeLord
Last Wooter to Woot:
liquiddanno

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 52% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Air Defense by thedansterwashere
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