So you hairless apes like flooding the ocean with dark goo, do you? Consider this a warning from your “friends” in Atlantis.

Surface-dwellers! Did you think we would just sit idly by as the ocean becomes corrupted by your precious malfunctioning drilling machines? Did you think we wouldn’t notice the Earth bleeding out into our once blue and wondrous home? Did you honestly believe that there would be no one to avenge the thousands of our watery denizens suffocated by your greed and folly?

You silly air-breathing fools.

You have but a short time, land-walkers. Repair your damage quickly, or we shall fill your skies with our most valiant of octopi warriors who will rain down a choking inky darkness over your homes and cities the likes of which you have never seen.

Also, we’d appreciate it if you could do something about that ship you people left down here back in 1912. It’s beginning to be a bit of an eyesore.

Wear this shirt: while watching old episodes of seaQuest DSV.

Don’t wear this shirt: while talking about the importance of having Aquaman in the JLA. Seriously, he’s just not that cool.

This shirt tells the world: “You will believe an octopus can fly!”

We call this color: Inky Black Retribution

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