All I Do is Win

by Apelad

$11.00

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Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 05 - Jul 10
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jun 30
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be a veener

Charlie Sheen inspired a generation.

HOW TO BE A WINNER:

1. Avoid losing. If it appears you might lose, consider cheating.

2. If you cheat, do not get caught.

3. Watch television shows about winners. We have no examples to provide.

4. Attend movies starring winners. Again, we got nothin’.

5. Pay attention to sports. Sports is full of winners, because the selection process to be a sports athlete is very rigorous.

6. Don’t do drugs. A video game told us that. In 1988.

7. Get a winning outfit. We like a footed onesie.

8. Talk like a winner. Use words like “chillax” and “totes amaze” and “gablock.”

9. Buy things from the internet!

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 10.89” x 8.70” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 8.00” x 6.39”

Pantone Colors: 298C - Cool Gray 10C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Unisex Tank

Features:

  • Made in America
  • 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction
  • Printed: Carrollton, TX USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 33.004s
First Sucker:
jbestor
Last Wooter to Woot:
Chirkout

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 87% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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All I Do is Win by Apelad
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