All Together

by Walmazan

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 05 - Jul 10
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jun 30
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#5
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

simply the bestrogen

One of the most powerful written documents of all time, the Declaration of Independence underwent countless revisions by those great minds of the Revolution. The noble American tradition of rewriting remains alive today in the form of "workshopping," wherein English and Creative Writing majors revise into oblivion. With that in mind, we thought we might workshop the Declaration to see if we couldn't tune it up. Ahem:

We think this is obvious: All people are created equal in some ways (not literally completely equal, obviously, or there would be no variation), that they are endowed by whatever process is responsible for human life with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. Also some other things that we can't get to here.

Ok this is harder than we thought.

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Features

Tee

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.


Tote

Features:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 58.999s
First Sucker:
bubbles24601
Last Wooter to Woot:
shott3r

Purchaser Experience

  • 9% first woot
  • 8% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 20% < 25 woots
  • 48% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 3% one year old
  • 91% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 79% bought 1
  • 14% bought 2
  • 7% bought 3 or more

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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All Together by Walmazan
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