1st place in Derby #41: (Alphabet), with 670 votes!

A is for quarters, this took all of yours,
B is for robot, that must find all the doors,
C is for joysticks, and this one had two,
D is for Pauline, who needs saving by you,
E is for B button which you can’t hold too long,
F is for path, and yours might wind up wrong,
G is for corner, if you go there you’re trapped
H is for X-Box, good going, next map,
I is for shovel, you’re going to need that,
J is for lava troll, your feet he will grab at,
K is for bear, and a whole lot of swear words,
L is for franchise, player two that made good,
M is for pause trick, hey, computers cheat too,
N is a popular name, like Ryu
O is for Here Lies, so restart the game,
P is for cobra, they’re lying in wait,
Q is for haircut, and dude needs one today,
R is for something we don’t think we’ve played,
S is for franchise, and this locked it in,
T is for hours of fun with no friends,
U is for British, he got killed in a beta,
V is for punching, put that quarter up, playa,
W is for online, where the kids all spend time,
X is for Hamlet, I hear his is quite fine,
Y is for crazy, that designer was nuts,
Z is for Ganon, who got sat on his butt.

Wear this shirt: when you’re fully prepared to have someone ask you to identify each and every one of these characters or symbols.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re playing E.T. the Extra Terrestrial. Actually, just don’t play E.T. the Extra Terrestrial. They really don’t exaggerate about how bad it was.

This shirt tells the world: “Someone please tell me what that bunny holding a plunger is from!”

We call this color: You Little Punks Better Find Something Else To Do All Day Because If You’re Not Paying, You’re Loitering, And If You’re Loitering, You Got No Place In This Arcade And Need To Get Out There And Hit The Asphalt

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