Always Picked Last

by Droidloot

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
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Maybe "Athletic" Is Overstating It

OK, I'm ready to get into the spirit of this "soccer" thing! I'll just think of it as chess with an inflated bladder!

Perhaps if I learn to appreciate these "sports" on the level of strategy and tactics, I can finally relate to the others. Once I master the basic rules and moves and so forth, I'm sure I'll find a whole new level of intellectual engagement every bit as engrossing as my tabletop simulation of the Napoleonic campaigns. I'll develop a keener appreciation for the various skills involved in the game, and learn to appreciate complex feats of physical acumen as much as I appreciate an elegant mathematical equation. A new era for me starts today, with my embrace of the world athletic, the rugged sphere of physical competi-

What? THAT'S the field? I'm supposed to run up and down THAT for 90 minutes? Sigh... I'll be over here reading. Again.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Colors: White

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 17.777s
First Sucker:
cgwodehouse
Last Wooter to Woot:
eewahna

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Always Picked Last by Droidloot
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