American Samurai

by Jimmy009

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Three Cheers For Uncle Samurai

The date: June 15, 1752. The place: an alternate universe where the Japanese colonized North America. As storm clouds gather over the city of Fukudelphia, an inquisitive samurai runs outside with his sword to test his theories about electricity. The results are shocking, electrifying, and any other cornball pun you can think of. Commemorate that ahistorical non-event with this delightfully whimsical, whimsically delightful design. History! Science! Topknots!

This shirt was designed by: Jimmy009, a freelance illustrator working in the Seattle area. If 007 is a license to kill, 009 must be a license to rock you stupid with awesome shirt designs.

Wear this shirt to: confuse the other kids in history class.

Don’t wear this shirt to: 16th-century Japan. Samurai were not noted for their light-hearted, self-deprecating sense of humor.

This shirt tells the world: “Even our Founding Fathers could be TOTALLY EXXXTREME!”

We call this color: Bolt From The Navy Blue.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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American Samurai by Jimmy009
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