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Third in Derby #23 (The Big Do-Over) with 444 votes.
Wanted lemonade and got chili sauce? Friend opened the box of your first edition Luke Skywalker action figure? Caucused for Christopher Dodd? Just read Spider-Man: Brand New Day? Found out a Libyan was voted president of the U.N.? Heard someone say that Firefly was crap? Fond of tigers? Sounds like you need to tell the world that you’re not going along with the Social Contract this morning. Make sure your disgust will be properly attired.
This shirt was designed by: dekonstruct, a man pushed too far by an unrelenting system designed to break him… before he broke it. Unless he’s a lady like in that rockin’ Aerosmith song.
Wear this shirt: to the new Death Metal Chuck E. Cheese that just opened, across from the pawn shops. I hear the Rockafire Explosion is still looking for roadies!
Don’t wear this shirt: to a Buddhist temple. Calm yourself, young moose sketch. Find peace within, little squirrel drawing.
This shirt tells the world: “I don’t care if he was running a halfway house for molested puppies, David Cross had no excuse! No excuse at all!”
We call this color: CranberRAAAAAAAAAAAry
Pantone Colors:
White
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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