ApeLad

by Adam Koford (ApeLad)

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Apes + Pirates = T-Shirt Gold!

OOH-OOH-OOH, mateys! Meet your new favorite simian transient (or should that be transient simian?), the stogy-chomping, sword-wielding, brain-toting hobo sapiens what calls itself ApeLad. Don't leave any banana cream pies cooling on your windowsill. Can you spot the other internet character memes that make up his lucrative DNA?

This shirt was designed by: Florida-based comix sensation Adam Koford, the pen behind The Original Laugh-Out-Loud Cats and the brain behind The 700 Hoboes Project. As Adam explains in this interview, the nickname "ApeLad" came from his old phone number. Which is cool, but not as cool as the friends of ours whose phone number spelled ELF POOP. True story!

Wear this shirt: to get ahead of the monkey pirate hobo craze of aught-nine.

Don't wear this shirt: anywhere you see two parallel arrows pointing out from the middle of a circle. Any hobo will tell you that.

This shirt tells the world: "Person with good taste lives here."

We call this color: Sleeping on the Asphalt.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC - 609C - 5473C - 3145C - 1255C - 55C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
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  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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ApeLad by Adam Koford (ApeLad)
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