App/pear-ances Can Be Deceiving

by FlyingMouse365

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Baby Blue
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Apple, the philosopher

Questions concerning mirrors, existence.

If we only hung fun house mirrors around our homes, would we consider our shapes variable?

If I stare into this fun house mirror in which I appear like a pear, would I begin to taste like a pear? Could flavor and interior makeup be altered by perceived elongation?

Were I to cut myself open right now, what would I find? The core of an apple or the core of a pear?

Does there exist a mirror that could make me appear to be a plum or a banana? Conversely, is there a mirror that will show me exactly how I am?

Am I an apple or am I all fruit all at once? Are there strict parameters that define each fruit, or is “fruit” a spectrum? Does every fruit have traits of every other fruit, only to be defined by which traits are the most noticeable?

And finally, which way do I go to get out of this fun house? Seriously, I feel like I’ve been stuck in here for an hour and I’m going friggin’ crazy!

Wear this shirt: when you’re feeling a little short.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you lead a pleasant, well-rounded life.

This shirt tells the world: “If you want to define me by how I look, well, then you can just bite me!”

We call this color: Baby Blue Raspberry Apple Pear, the newest flavor “Iced Tea” from Snapple.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 7457C - 7625C - 375C - 7495C - 4975C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 29.000s
First Sucker:
gina3graces
Last Wooter to Woot:
Ah10

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
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App/pear-ances Can Be Deceiving by FlyingMouse365
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