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by David Staffell
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And so, in conclusion, we would just like to put everyone’s fears to rest by reassuring both you and the Emperor that there is absolutely no way someone would be able to take advantage of what has been referred to as “The Exhaust Port Problem”.
Now, moving on to the new designs for the all-terrain armored transport vehicles you requested, we in R&D feel that we have finally come upon we… snicker… think you’ll really like. Introducing a new transport for a new Empire!
Ha! You see? You see what we did here? With the symbols and the things and the design? Pretty clever, huh? It’s just that you’re so SERIOUS all the time, Lord V, and we all thought, “Let’s give the old man a chuckle!” ‘S funny, right? I tell you we had some of the Moff shooting blue milk out of their noses with this one.
What’s that thing you’re doing with your hand? The pinchy thi…
Wear this shirt: during “Celebrate The Empire (Or We’ll Destroy Your Planet)” Day.
Don’t wear this shirt: around any surviving members of Dack Ralter’s family.
This shirt tells the world: ”@Rebellion I’M IN YR BASE, KILLIN YR SHIELD GENERATORZ”
We call this color: The Asphalt Strikes Back
Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray 3C- Cool Gray 5C- Cool Gray 7C- 447C - Black
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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