At Last We Meet . . .

by sokowa


Printed to order

Ships in 1-2 business days.

Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 10 - Jul 13
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jul 06
add to cart

Once Upon A Time In The Phylum Arthopoda

1st place in Derby #48: Bugs, with 739 votes!

Princess Ladybug had come too far to turn back. Her house was on fire. Her children were gone. And she had seen the faces of those who were responsible.

They said he was the best in his field. The little bugs ran from him in terror. The storytellers trembled as they recounted how he gripped his victims and bit off their heads. They said once, he even killed a bluebird. The little village on the leaf begged her not to go. “Stay with us,” they offered. “Stay with us and learn to live again.” And the shy eyes of the widowed bumblebee made her feel that perhaps she even could. But Princess Ladybug had come too far to turn back.

She had beaten Lord Waterbeetle at the Macrocheira Falls and forced him to give name to his accomplices. She had beaten the hundred hands of Lady Centipede in that stinking basement lair and taken from her the key to Fortress Rotting Log. There she had overcome, through force of will, the once-proud Kabutomushi. At times he seemed almost ready to die, as though he was prepared to give up his life so that he might atone for his past. From his carapace, she took the map. This map that led her to where she stood now, blade in hand, her mind clear, the final page of her destiny about to be written.

This shirt was designed by: the woman known only as… sokowa. You are a woman, aren’t you, sokowa? It’s so hard to tell for sure these days. We make mistakes in bars all the time. It’s nothing personal, really.

Wear this shirt: if you died yesterday, and arose a spirit, a ghost, a being unafraid of man, with naught but a single purpose.

Don’t wear this shirt: if that purpose is “to change the oil on my SUV”. Go get some coveralls, for Heaven’s sake! What kind of a mechanic are you?

This shirt tells the world: “What? You!”

We call this color: In all sizes, life/Nature’s nature is to fight/This shirt here is Grass.

Back to top


Pantone Colors:
449C - 7483C - 3405C 4655C - 471C -White

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (142 comments)
  • wootbot

    wootbot Got something of value to say? You'd be the first. Somebody, anybody, give us a quality post. We're dying here.

join the discussion (142 comments)
At Last We Meet . . . by sokowa
$11.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$11.00 $14.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.