Autobiography

by Dan Rule

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A-well-a don’t you know about the picture of the bird?

Well, everybody knows it’s worth a thousand words

When folks say “birdbrain,” usually they mean not very smart
But birds can carry messages, and birds are good at art
It shouldn’t be surprising to find out they have art skills
‘Cause birds can grow their own super high quality art quills
And then, clutching their pens tight in their little birdy beaks
They sketch away, proficient in, like, all the sketch techniques
The nuthatch is a cross-hatcher, exactly like you’d think
The stipple-throated antwren mostly stipples with its ink
But all of them are artists, crows and finches, owls and cranes
‘Cause they’ve all mastered drawing on the bird-side of their brains

Wear this shirt: while tweeting from art class.

Don’t wear this shirt: on spaghetti night, unless you’re a much neater eater than we.

This shirt tells the world: “Papa ooh ma-mow-mow, papa ooh mow ma-mow,” repeatedly

We call this color: Lemon Yellow Bird

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 4625C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Autobiography by Dan Rule
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