Autumn = Embarrassment
by blammoed!
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1st place in Derby #60: Autumn, with A TRIJILLOPLEX votes!
This is the 21st Century, right? You type “autumn” into any search engine and you’ll get hundreds of thousands of bare trees. It’s just who we are. Acorns and saplings don’t care at all, so why should it be any different for a grown up redwood or even a petrified oak? We’re so hung up on this concept of the “ideal forest” that’s sold to us by the lumber yards and home and garden centers. It’s crazy. Why can’t we just be happy the way we’ve grown?
Sure, there are gonna be some evergreens who can’t handle it, but who care what they think? They’re gonna be all gone before Christmas anyway. And then who’s gonna care? The birds? The squirrels? The former World War One soldier-turned-poets? Stop hiding from everyone. Be proud it’s worse than your bite!
This shirt was designed by: blammoed! We think this is a sound effect and not just short for “Blammoedwina” but you never know with modern parenting. This is all your fault, Leonard Nimoy.
Wear this shirt: to remind everyone that the word “Deciduous” means “falling off at maturity”. So basically autumn is like Beach Week.
Don’t wear this shirt: and then act like you have no idea why people are smiling at you.
This shirt tells the world: “Maybe after these photos leak I can start getting more serious acting roles.”
We call this color: Olive knew she shouldn’t stare, but…
Pantone Colors:
7410C - 352C - 349C - 464C - 4695C - 7485C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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