Fun fact: the avocado is, in botanical terms, a berry! Funner fact: the name "avocado" derived from an Aztec word for "testicle"! More funner fact: the avocado evolved so that its massive pit would emerge whole in the excrement of the giant ground sloth! Less fun fact: none of that has anything to do with this shirt!

This shirt was designed by: Jason Cirillo of Robotube Games, drawing again on the Japanese influences that inspired Sun of Kabuki, the samurai-style topknot hairstyle he wears, and his wardrobe of plastic Harajuku miniskirts.

Wear this shirt: to Japan, and ask somebody if the text really says "Avocado Man". That's what we've been told, but how would we know?

Don't wear this shirt: to the Caribbean island of St. Luciel, where "avocado man" is a grievous ethnic slur.

This shirt tells the world: "Hey avocado-for-brains, your face is the pits."

We call this color: Brown Guacamole.

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