Backyard Brawl

by Barbara Cliffe

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Call Me Cute Again, I Dare You

To you it's a lawn. To them it's a battlefield. Contrary to what Walt Disney would have us believe, the creatures of the woodlands rarely link hands for a dance 'round the campfire before they all roast marshmallows together. Truer to life is this scene, wherein the squirrel hates the rabbit's adorable little guts, and the rabbit wants to show the squirrel an uncomfortable new hiding place for his acorns.

This shirt was designed by: Barbara Cliffe of the St. Louis Cliffes, who witnessed a real-life version of this fight, forever destroying her illusions about furry things with puffy tails. She's still in therapy over it.

Wear this shirt: to that little room off the alley on the East Side where you can watch squirrels and rabbits fight and bet on the outcome.

Don't wear this shirt: to the fights, come to think of it. We don't need no attention from outsiders ruining the good thing we got going.

This shirt tells the world: "Let's get ready to AWWWWWWW!"

We call this color: the Grass of War.


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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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