Bacon and Eggs

by Bradlinf

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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This relationship is toast!

Dearest Bacon,

I once again awoke screaming from the same nightmare that has plagued me every night since your departure: of dying on a plate, so lost, so alone. Although can you call it a nightmare if it so closely resembles reality? 

I looked around, hoping to see your silhouette in the darkness, of course, you were not there. I wish you would hasten your arrival home so that I could once more feel your warmth next to me.

Yours forever,
Egg

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Eggs,

I've let this go on too long, and for that, I must apologize. I thought eventually you'd get out of this funk and move on, but no. Week after week, I get these letters and I just can't handle it. It's over. Haven't you been paying attention? I'm not just "egg's sidekick" anymore. I'm a bonafide star. Everyone wants me all the time.

And let's be honest, it's not like what we had was all that interesting. Sure, we lasted a while, but we never had the same chemistry that I had with baked beans, or maple, or when I was in that poly thing with lettuce and tomato. We slept on opposite sides of the bed. You barely ever touched me.

So, I'm sorry. I'm moving on and you need to too.

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL -WL: 10.00” x 12.46”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  8.02” x 10.00”

Pantone Color(s): 611C, 7500C, Black, 7417C, 1807C, 714C, 157C 

Shirt Color: Royal Blue

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Apron

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.02” x 10.00”

Pantone Color(s): 611C, 7500C, Black, 7417C, 1807C, 714C, 157C

Apron Color: Royal Blue

Features:

  • 1/2" wide extra-long tunnel-tie permits maximum adjustability of the neck loop
  • Center-divided patch pocket
  • Fiber Content: 65% Polyester / 35% Cotton
  • Place of Origin: Mexico
  • Apron Dimensions: 22" W x 30" L

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Tote

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.02” x 10.00”

Pantone Color(s):  611C, 7500C, Black, 7417C, 1807C, 714C, 157C

Tote Color: Royal Blue

Tote Specifications:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 16.115s
First Sucker:
phoch00
Last Wooter to Woot:
bradlinf

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Bacon and Eggs by Bradlinf
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