Basic Training

by ramyb

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3rd Place in Derby #85: Circus! with 851 votes!

Ten-hut! You miserable stripe-faced four-legged worms make me sick! You just stepped into hell – MY hell – TIGER hell! Now I’m gonna turn you into lean, mean circus machines whether you like it or not! And you won’t! You may be a solitary animal in the wild, but in training camp, you’re just one of the pack and I am your a-number-one king hell alpha male! When I say “jump through fire”, you say “how hot?” Am I understood? I said AM I UNDERSTOOD? Now stop mewling for mommy’s furry teat and start acting like tigers!

Wear this shirt: when you need to light a fire under your ass.

Don’t wear this shirt: to northern Sri Lanka, unless you’ve always wanted to see the inside of a Sri Lankan prison. Or the barrel of a Tamil Tiger rifle. It’s provocatively ambiguous, is what we’re saying.

This shirt tells the world: “You gotta pay your dues if you wanna jump through hoops.”

We call this color: Cranthera tigris.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Warm Gray 1C- Cool Gray 3C- Cool Gray 5C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 19.000s
First Sucker:
vosges1945
Last Wooter to Woot:
Eichenator

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Basic Training by ramyb
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