Bazooka

by Matt Leyen and Evan Stoler

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Say It Ain’t So, Joe

Private, you get out there right now and tell those Nazis why the man threw the clock out of the window!

Listen up, soldiers! Today might be the most difficult day of your lives! In just a few short hours, you boys are going to stand up, march out, and become men.

I’m not saying it won’t be hard. I’m not saying it won’t tear you up inside. I’m not saying that you’ll come home with the roof of your mouth completely free from scars. But I have faith in all of you. I know that when you bite down, it won’t matter how tough and solid and chalky it is, you’ll keep right on pushing through. And when you finally feel everything give way, and you know you’re at the point where everything starts to get easier… well, enjoy that flavor, because in a few seconds, everything’s gonna taste like plastic again.

Oh, and after you finish your cheap bubble gum, we’re attacking the beach. But we’ve still got some time! Who wants to read their wrapper aloud, huh? Should I go first, or does somebody else want to?

Wear this shirt: if you’re part of the Big Red One.

Don’t wear this shirt: on a Trident sub.

This shirt tells the world: “At least it’s not cigarettes.”

We call this color: Olive Camouflage

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7507C - 466C - 494C - 5773C - 5743C - 5605C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
spy4phun
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Bazooka by Matt Leyen and Evan Stoler
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