Be My Chum

by Diana Sprinkle

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Baby Blue
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“Slow ahead, if you please.”

You heard him, slow ahead!

Slow ahead…I can go slow ahead! Why don’t you come down here and shovel some of this slop? This stuff looks like a Hello Kitty Hindenburg and it smells like cupcakes and smiles. I’m tellin’ you-

Woah.

You’re gonna need a cuter boat.

“Shut off that engine!”

“That’s a 20-footer!”

“25. Three tons of ‘dorbs.”

You’re gonna need a cuter boat, right?

Wear this shirt: If you’re the painfully-introverted type looking for some help making friends.

Don’t wear this shirt: In the water at dusk and dawn. That’s when sharks feed, and sharks find ironic death to be the most delicious prey of all.

This shirt tells the world: “Odds are like 80/20 that I have multiple Sanrio wall clings in my room.”

We call this color: 18,000 pound Baby Blue Bite Force

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 1795C - Cool Gray 5C - 416C - 418C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
Draug
Last Wooter to Woot:
hypermetamorphic

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Be My Chum by Diana Sprinkle
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.