Bird-Powered Robot

by Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert

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Bird loves Robot so much, it keeps the Robot alive with its own natural energy. Robot loves Bird, too, because Robot couldn't exist without Bird's benevolence. But Robot also resents Bird, for keeping it dependent on Bird. This resentment creeps into their relationship, with Robot feeling smothered and confined by Bird's domineering love. Then Bird turns Robot off, wipes its artificial memory, and reboots Robot. They reunite, again in a state of pure love.


This shirt was designed by: the one, the only Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert. Nope, it's not just somebody who ripped off the explodingdog style. Dude's got a Wikipedia page and errything. Dag.

Wear this shirt: to make a metaphorical statement that the bird is the (woman / working class / monkey) being exploited by the robot, or (man / capitalist class / organ grinder).

Don't wear this shirt: because you think it'll make you look cool. Because that's superficial. And it won't.

This shirt tells the world: "Animals were put on this planet for robots to use as they see fit."

We call this color: Robin's-Capsule Blue.


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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
saintlaurent
Last Wooter to Woot:
talkingcar

Purchaser Experience

  • 21% first woot
  • 12% second woot
  • 45% < 10 woots
  • 17% < 25 woots
  • 5% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Bird-Powered Robot by Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert
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