Welcome to ESPN42: THE Educational Competitors' Channel.

"It's the World Series of Programming and we've got a barn burner, folks! Dan Randle here, alongside my longtime Color Commentator and two time WSP Champion Lloyd Parker."

"Hey."

"…What do you think of today's championship event, Lloyd?"

"Whatever."

"Fascinating insight from Hall of Fame Programmer Lloyd Parker, voted the League's Most Outgoing Programmer four times in his career. Well it's come down to this: months of training, hard work, and coding culminate in this, the World Series! Can Ping "Pong" Sukarnoputri finally reach the promised land after years of coming close only to fall short? Will young upstart Brian "nukeboy89" become the youngest WSP Champion in history? Stay tuned to find out! For now, here's Faith Hill with the World Series of Programing theme song!"

Hey, hey Saturday
Time to code
The server bays are hummin'
Under heavy load

XML, ActionScript, bring it on
Gonna write some open source stuff in Python

The hard drive is spinnin'
My errors are compiled
So sit right back 'cause this will take awhiiiiiiile!"

Wear this shirt: To the science center. They have all kinds of fun games for your brain!

Don't wear this shirt: While playing fantasy football. Blech.

This shirt tells the world: "The brain is by far the most erotic muscle."

We call this color: FrontRoyal Blue Lobe

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