BreakfasTopo

by swedishchef1

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
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Egg On Your Chest

It's the most important map of the day. Plot a course for nourishment with this cartographically delicious breakfast - or, as we say in south St. Louis, brefdist. You'll be the toast of th- no, no, we can't go through with that pun. We're better than that. Sorry we still don't have any shirts bigger than 2XL, but we figure you 3XL types already know your way around a hearty breakfast.

This shirt was designed by: swedishchef1, who survived a brutal free-for-all to swipe the Derby #4 crown by a single vote. We suspect she isn't actually Swedish. We are unable to confirm her chef status at press time.

Wear this shirt to: disorient your orienteering opponents.

Don’t wear this shirt to: lunch or dinner.

This shirt tells the world: "I don't know where I'm going, but I know what I ate."

We call this color: Egg Cream.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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BreakfasTopo by swedishchef1
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.