brn2pwn

by Dann Matthews

$15.00
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Show Me Your War Macro

Did your parents have any children that made it past level 1, Private?

Oh, that’s right, Private, don’t make any effort to try to complete the objective for this level. If God wanted you to beat this level, he would’ve warp zoned your butt to the end by now, wouldn’t he?

What is this? Are you messing with me, Private? Get on top of that obstacle! Are your fingers broken, Private? Can you not remember which one to press to jump, you scumbag? I’ll bet you if there were some achievements up there on top of that obstacle you could get up there, couldn’t you? Jesus Mario Jones, you climb virtual obstacles like old people frag, you know that?

Wear this shirt: while you play the latest war simulator online with your friends.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve been hiding a jelly doughnut in your foot locker.

This shirt tells the world: “This is my Woot Shirt. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”

We call this color: Directed by Stanley Ku-Black

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Features

Pantone Colors:
4655C - 450C - 574C - 5265C - 463C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.000s
First Sucker:
tularisgp
Last Wooter to Woot:
heklim

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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brn2pwn by Dann Matthews
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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