Bunnies Forever

by Diana Sprinkle

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Technically, It’s Not A True Obunnyrous

I mean, if you want to get seriously pedantic about it. Which, obviously, is what this site most prefers to do.

A true obunnyrous would be one big endless bunny, looping into a adorable fusion of belly and back. Ears folding into cotton tail, fluffy paws tucked into snuggly fat jowls, a mass of cute that is alone unto itself for all time. While this is just a representation of a two-headed bunny that happens to be quite flexible.

Of course, most people aren’t going to be getting the tape measure and looking to see exactly where the paws do or don’t fuse, or cutting up the shirt to see if, when flattened, the bunny forms a continual straight line. They’re just going to understand that mathematical symbols are man’s attempt to explain higher concepts that only really work in conjecture, and are not truly observable except in the actual equations themselves.

But let’s face it. Those paws are never going to touch.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a magician’s assistant.

Don’t wear this shirt: around hungry hawks or cosmetics companies.

This shirt tells the world: “Behold… The Eterneaster!”

We call this color: Every Time I Have A Little Grass I See The Weirdest Things

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 1925C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 20% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Bunnies Forever by Diana Sprinkle
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