Burger’s Inner Core

by David Schwen

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Some Theorize The Center Should Be Pink

When you really think about it, there’s so much of our burger that we haven’t yet seen.

When you get a burger, do you really open it and peek inside? Some do, sure, in the name of science, but most people are happy to just see the pretty sesame seeds and not think any further. “Oh, important people have told me there’s an onion layer, I learned it in science class! Why wouldn’t there be an onion layer?” But not every burger is the same, see?

Sure, OUR burger has a layer of cheese just above the core, and the tomatoes over the lettuce. But what about some other burger? What if we go to the Mars-b-que and try one of theirs? All that travel, only to find they don’t even HAVE tomatoes? Or maybe they have an Atkins-based biosphere with a lettuce surface? Or what if it’s one of those rare binary systems with cheese between two cores?

This is why science is so important, kids. Without it, there’s no way to know what we’re getting into.

Wear this shirt: with french-cut panties. Yes, even if you’re a dude.

Don’t wear this shirt: around Galactus. There’s no need to get him thinking.

This shirt tells the world: “The world is not my oyster, and I have proof.”

We call this color: Grassy Playground Area

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 143C - 1797C - 728C - 4725C - 161C - 476C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

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Quantity Breakdown

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Burger’s Inner Core by David Schwen
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