Calypso Weapon

by radiomode

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Danger on the edge of town

3rd place in Derby #61: Movie Titles Re-Interpreted, with 696 votes!

This is the tee
Ain’t it spiffy?
This is the tee
that’s number three in the Derby

It shows some kind of bomb, this tee
From that movie about ‘Nam, this tee
And someone in a swing, this tee
What that’s signifying, well don’t… ask me

Can you picture this on you?
You look nice in Navy Blue
And you need a new… shirt to… wear, don’t you?
Buy one… buy a few

[obscene Oedipal ad-lib deleted]

This is the tee
Ain’t it spiffy?
This is the tee
that’s number three in the Derby

But I’m not sure this shirt’s
Big enough for Colonel Kurtz
Too small to confine his big soft moobs
But sized just right for shirt dot woot

This is the tee

This shirt was designed by: radiomode, an up-and-coming sensation that the kids are way into. Hey, didn’t radiomode do that Friends Are Forever shirt? Why, yes, radiomode did.

Wear this shirt: into the Heart of Darkness.

Don’t wear this shirt: to either surf or fight. You’ll get it wet, or bloody.

This shirt tells the world: “I love the smell of silkscreening in the morning.”

We call this color: Proceed Up The Nung River In A Navy Blue Patrol Boat

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Features

Pantone Colors:
1205C - 128C - 151C - 316C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
mpadberg
Last Wooter to Woot:
thesage1014

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 31% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Calypso Weapon by radiomode
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.