Candy Empire

by kevlar51 and walmazan

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
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Give Them An Inch, They Take Communism

1st place in Derby #277: Food, with 261 votes!

See what happens when you let "the people" decide which shirts to print? We end up selling stuff that looks like Mao-era Communist propaganda posters. Sure, sure, it's got a joke about Candyland and all that. Great. But we can read the unsubtle Marxist imagery between the lines.

Well, guess what, Shirt.Wooters: We still firmly control the means of production. It's a printing press, and it's in our office in Texas. So unless you're planning some kind of "coup" or "uprising," the capitalist system we have in place will…

…Hey. Stop that! But, you can't -- guards! Guards! Seize the rebels before they make it into the artist repository! Oh no, the guards have joined the people? The turncoats!

Wear this shirt: if you are with the people.

Don't wear this shirt: if you believe the old ways are best.

This shirt tells the world: "Sweet, sweet freedom!"

We call this color: Red Scare

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): 7499C - 730C - 728C - 731C - 4625C - 7412C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
roverdead
Last Wooter to Woot:
Freedom84

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Candy Empire by kevlar51 and walmazan
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.