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Captain Polly Hates Crackers

by DoOomcat

$15.00
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A Brief Clarification

We at Shirt.Woot would like to take this opportunity to apologize to anyone who finds today’s shirt title offensive.

When we decided to name the shirt “Captain Polly Hate Crackers”, naturally we were referring to the captain’s distaste for the baked goods! You know, tiny bready wafers made for dipping or holding spreads and meats! Haven’t you ever heard “Polly wanna cracker?” before? Well that’s what we’re playing off of! ‘Cause, see, the bird is clearly not a parrot, nor does he seem content with spending his life sitting on some pirate captain’s shoulder. So of course he hates the grain-flour-dough-made biscuits commonly known as “crackers”! There’s nothing to get upset over at all!

So to everyone out there who enjoyed the 1984 film Crackers starring Sean Penn, we’re sorry we weren’t more clear. We thought it was an easy connection to make. Next time we’ll know better.

Wear this shirt: when you’re in a fowl mood.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re feeling honky.

This shirt tells the world: “Hoist the mainsail! Batten down the hatches! Tweet the status to our followers!”

We call this color: The Grass Pirate Roberts

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 600C - 7407C - 7530C - 363C - 350C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
thesillybanana
Last Wooter to Woot:
kmetz22

Purchaser Experience

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  • 98% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
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Captain Polly Hates Crackers by DoOomcat
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