CATffeine

by walmazan

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Don't even talk to me

#17
...of 26 tees in
the Reckoning

1st Place in Derby #352: Grumpy, with 300 votes!

Oh man, don't talk to me before I've had my morning wet food. Seriously, I'm THE WORST if I haven't had my turkey giblet bits in gravy.

And don't talk to me if I haven't taken a dump in a box and spent forty minutes unsuccessfully covering it up. That's, like, my morning routine and I can't be considered legally awake until it's done.

And seriously, don't, don't, DON'T talk to me until after I've knocked these pennies off this end table. Like, I am A DRAG before I knock a bunch of pennies off an end table.

And yeeesh, don't you DARE talk to me if I haven't made a bunch of clicking noises at birds. Man, that's, like, my elixir, you feel me?

And for real, though, DONNNNN'TTTTTT you talk to me until I've slept for like sixteen hours straight on your pile of clean laundry. I need my sleep before I'm really awake. That's a paradox. Us cats, we're all about paradoxes. Just ask that scientist.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 9.3” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9” x 7”

Pantone Colors:
White - 572c - 494c - 4975c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 5.003s
First Sucker:
Vilgrom
Last Wooter to Woot:
haiwenchen

Purchaser Experience

  • 15% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 24% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 32% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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CATffeine by walmazan
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