Caution Octopus’ May Be Larger Than It Appears

by jamescho84

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Enter The Octagon

2nd Place in Derby #18 (Patterns), with 466 votes!

They call them “Nature’s Jalapeño”. They move in packs, called “a raccoon”. They secrete a venom made of fire ants and Nutrasweet. In the night they crawl from the ocean to lobby for outsourcing and higher taxes. They wrote the script for Batman Returns. They push old ladies in front of large American cars. And they hate the color red. Not even Wotan’s magic spear and Freya’s magic twin oxygen tanks stand a chance against them. They are the octocracy. Their time has come.

This shirt was designed by: jamescho84. He’s a derby veteran with wins in the Heat, Light and Superhero Derbies. But if you see one of the 83 guys named jamescho, don’t even make eye contact. It’s not him.

Wear this shirt: All You Can Eat Calamari Night at Waffle House. Scattered, Smothered, Tartared and Diced!

Don’t wear this shirt: On the conveyor belt at the Vanilla Cake Etched With Squid Images factory. It’s an easy mistake to make from a distance, and you might get iced. We’re not gonna be the fall guy when that happens.

This shirt tells the world: “Gentlemen, we must all hang together, or we will assuredly each hang separately.”

We call this color: Lemon8

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Features

Pantone Colors:
43C- 18C- 20C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 33.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 12% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 28% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 6% bought 2
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Caution Octopus’ May Be Larger Than It Appears by jamescho84
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