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“Looks like our sicko struck again. That makes every morning this week. The papers are gonna eat this one up.”
“Forensics is running tests on the bootprints, sir, but yeah, it sure seems like the same guy.”
“I guess we have to let the Chocula kid go. But make sure he doesn’t leave town.”
“Just got word, Chief: they found the box. In a dumpster on the other side of the park. It was…”
“Yeah? What?”
“It was in- in- in pieces. Ex-excuse me, I- I need to – BLGGHHGLGLGL”
“Let it out, son. It turns my stomach, too.”
“Actually, that’s not it, sir. It’s just that I had orange juice and milk with breakfast this morning.”
“Rookie mistake, kid.”
Wear this shirt: as a nutritious part of a complete balanced breakfast…OF DEATH.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re koo-koo for anything but Cocoa Puffs.
This shirt tells the world: “Dead men don’t stay crunchy in milk.”
We call this color: Frosted Mini-Baby Blue.
Pantone Colors:
White - 299C - 7407C-
Cool Gray 6C-
Cool Gray 10C - 140C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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