Chamoleon

by Gabriel Ng

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s just Frenchy, back from the supply run.

Ah, mon amis, it is time, non? All our work, all our struggle, it’s all come to this. Soon we, a rag-tag band of misfits, shall storm the kitchen window! And one day, they shall sing songs about our bravery! Ah, Aussie Jack, give me some of that spider you’re eating. Mmm, delicious.

All right, my friends, gather round. Here is a map of the… oh, ho ho ho, my friend Cowboy! That was no map, that was your arm! Ho ho ho ho! What a clever joke! Truly, being around such comrades in arms is a rare treat in such a bitter war. Not since that time I lost my tail in a bar fight in North Africa have I felt so enjoyable and alive!

Wear this shirt: to increase your karma, karma, karma.

Don’t wear this shirt: while lying on a red blanket. That’s not how camouflage works at all!

This shirt tells the world: “The terrarium. I can’t believe I’m back in the terrarium.”

We call this color: Olive Them Have Received A Intensive Nine Week Course At Quantico 

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Features

Pantone Colors:
5777C - 5763C - 7498C - 5747C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 11.000s
First Sucker:
pattyrn
Last Wooter to Woot:
dfgsdja

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Chamoleon by Gabriel Ng
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