ChlorofloroHypnoHype

by Lucas Alcantara

$18.00 + free shipping

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Color Grass

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Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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If You Can See The Fumes, Take A Break

Use in a ventilated area? Pfft. That’s just a suggestion, really.

Whoa… is that a hand? Is that MY hand? I used to have a hand… whoa, maybe that’s my hand. Hey, wasn’t I holding a spray can? Wow, that’s got to be my spray can. I didn’t give it to anybody. I don’t think I gave it to anybody. So that has to be my hand.

I wonder if everyone can see those colors? I bet it’s some color genie that got trapped in the spray can. I bet I set it free, and it’s gonna give me wishes. Oh, no, what if I let it go, but that isn’t my hand? Somebody else is gonna get the wishes! I need that hand! Come here, hand! You’re mine, now! No, don’t fight me, don’t… I’ll bite you, hand! I will! Don’t test me! I’ll… YEEEEOWWWW!

Yeah. Definitely was my hand all along.

Wear this shirt: over your nose and mouth to help keep out paint fumes.

Don’t wear this shirt: in place of an appropriate filtration device. Or around genies. It’s not certified genie-safe by the trade commission.

This shirt tells the world: “I know a store where they sell pirate cans! But there’s no pirate inside. I feel kinda let down.”

We call this color: Hey, Let’s Just Lie On The Grass And Look At All The Colors And Blow Our Minds

Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7506C- Warm RedC - 7478C- 1235C - 292C - 7518C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

97% bought 1
2% bought 2
0% bought 3

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 3.000s

First Sucker:: 2hectic

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 3.000s

First Sucker:: 2hectic

Last Wooter to Woot:: f7eleven

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
97% second woot
3% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

12% joined today
3% one week old
6% one month old
45% one year old
33% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

97% bought 1
2% bought 2
0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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AdderXYU thinks huffing probably isn't an issue.
12:16 AM, 3/30/2009
homeschoolwinner asks, "Are those gradients or really small halftones?"
8:58 AM, 3/30/2009
wizzoh weighs in, "I do not feel that it is suggestive of abuse, but moreover the aesthetic that is street-art and graffiti."
12:23 AM, 3/30/2009
FutureFox thinks, "You'd have to be pretty moronic or very ignorant to go see one of these shirts and then say, "Hey! I need to try that!" "
3:37 AM, 3/30/2009
ImprovedAwesome ponders intent.
8:34 AM, 3/30/2009
conhopper thinks, "This shirt encourages the use of inhalants." Counterpoint, anyone?
12:07 AM, 3/30/2009
masterkraig tosses two cents, "The toxic-marked aresol can says what it produces is dangerous and harmful, and the whole design says to me "spraying this will harm the environment (but look pretty)" "
1:00 AM, 3/30/2009
EdwardBlake comments, "I think the artists would like this one."
12:01 AM, 3/30/2009
Josephus opines, "...if there's even a hint of something as toxic and horrid as paint sniffing involved, then I don't want to see it on a freakin' woot shirt..."
6:16 AM, 3/30/2009

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