ChlorofloroHypnoHype

by Lucas Alcantara

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Grass
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If You Can See The Fumes, Take A Break

Use in a ventilated area? Pfft. That’s just a suggestion, really.

Whoa… is that a hand? Is that MY hand? I used to have a hand… whoa, maybe that’s my hand. Hey, wasn’t I holding a spray can? Wow, that’s got to be my spray can. I didn’t give it to anybody. I don’t think I gave it to anybody. So that has to be my hand.

I wonder if everyone can see those colors? I bet it’s some color genie that got trapped in the spray can. I bet I set it free, and it’s gonna give me wishes. Oh, no, what if I let it go, but that isn’t my hand? Somebody else is gonna get the wishes! I need that hand! Come here, hand! You’re mine, now! No, don’t fight me, don’t… I’ll bite you, hand! I will! Don’t test me! I’ll… YEEEEOWWWW!

Yeah. Definitely was my hand all along.

Wear this shirt: over your nose and mouth to help keep out paint fumes.

Don’t wear this shirt: in place of an appropriate filtration device. Or around genies. It’s not certified genie-safe by the trade commission.

This shirt tells the world: “I know a store where they sell pirate cans! But there’s no pirate inside. I feel kinda let down.”

We call this color: Hey, Let’s Just Lie On The Grass And Look At All The Colors And Blow Our Minds

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7506C- Warm RedC - 7478C- 1235C - 292C - 7518C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.000s
First Sucker:
2hectic
Last Wooter to Woot:
numbsinner

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 33% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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ChlorofloroHypnoHype by Lucas Alcantara
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.