Cold Pizza

by odysseyroc

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Encyclo-pizza

What begins as pizza becomes pizza. (We're confused too.)

When the pizza is first baked, it is a lunch or a dinner. The following morning it makes it's transformation into a breakfast. Three days after this transformation, it turns into garbage. That's where most people stop paying attention. Not us! We kept watching! And today, New Years Eve, we present our findings:

Day 7: pizza achieves state of "particularly pungent piece of garbage."

Day 21: pizza is no longer recognizable as pizza.

Day 42: despite not having any eyes, pizza is now capable of doing something that can only be classified as a wink.

Day 53: pizza has now grown eyes.

Day 78: where pizza once was, now stands a small bonsai tree.

Day 110: bonsai tree is now about 5 feet tall.

Day 117: A strange pod has begun to grow from one of the pizza bonsai tree's branches.

Day 203: pod opens, revealing a baby inside.

Day 6773: baby is now legally considered "an adult" and must choose a profession. Baby chooses pizza chef.

Day 6784: after more than a week of intensive training, pizza chef is ready to make his own pizza.

Day 6785: pizza chef makes a pizza. The cycle of pizza begins anew!

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): 7625C - 131C - 479C - 4665C - 476C - 142C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 56.337s
First Sucker:
azmojoman
Last Wooter to Woot:
vicluth

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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