Comfort Bed

by flyingmouse365

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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2nd place in Derby #282: Sleeeeeeeep, Editor's Choice!

This is the design the bed industry DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE! They want you to think that you need to spend a big pile of money on some contraption built from a bunch of springs and some cushion. And not only that: they want you to think you that you need to get a new one every few years!

LIES! ALL LIES!

You know where you go when you need a bed? The forest! Seriously, just walk out into the woods and look around! There are soft animals EVERYWHERE just waiting for you to come and sedate them so that they can serve human beings in some useful way!

Now, you're probably wondering, "if that's the case, why don't I see many people sleeping on bears and stuff?" Because Big Bed has everyone BRAINWASHED!

FREE YOUR MINDS, PEOPLE!

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): 423C - 490C - 4705C - 145C - Black - White

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 17.227s
First Sucker:
Bowling2277
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Comfort Bed by flyingmouse365
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