Complain

by Paxdomino

$11.00$14.00

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 08 - May 11
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery May 04
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3rd place in Derby #574: Snarky Slogans!

they say a huge step in self-improvement is to stop complaining entirely. they are idiots. complaining feels great and makes you fun to be around. and hey, maybe it would be easier to stop complaining if SOME PEOPLE weren't terrible at driving, and if OTHER PEOPLE wouldn't go around wearing stupid hats, and if ADDITIONAL OTHER PEOPLE learned how to close a drawer when they were finished with it. MAYBE THE COMPLAINING WILL STOP WHEN THE WORLD IS FINALLY SATISFACTORY.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 17.669s
First Sucker:
emasue
Last Wooter to Woot:
methuselah

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 90% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Complain by Paxdomino
$11.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$11.00 $14.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.