Complex Simplicity

by Jeff Sheldon

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We Always Knew This Was What It Meant

When we saw today’s shirt, it was as though great scales were lifted from our eyes. For truly, this is the shirt that was foretold in the quatrains of the great Nostradamus.

After great trouble for humanity, a greater one is prepared

Who among us could forget the most recent derby? How many people complained that they hated the shirts, turning brother against brother?

the Great Mover renews the ages:

An anagram for “great mover” is “Tag Remover”, which is an obvious reference to what sensitive people do when they get a new shirt.

Rain, blood, milk, famine, steel and plague,

Clearly reflected in the colors. The blue of rain, the grey of steel, the white of milk, the empty space of of famine, the yellow of plague. And the first time you spill ketchup? It all falls into place!

in the heavens fire seen, a long spark running.

The fire of a server melting down, unable to keep up with the long spark of orders. Truly, this shirt is destined to sell out. Get yours now, while there is still time, lest fate pass ye by!

This shirt was designed by: Our pal Jeff Sheldon, who came up with the idea while drinking hot chocolate with nutmeg. Lots and lots of nutmeg.

Wear this shirt: at the pre-ordained time. But then, you will have no choice, will you? All shall be as it always was meant to be.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a meeting of the Young Non-PreDeterminists Club. But then, you will have no choice, will you? All shall be as it always was meant to be.

This shirt tells the world: “I prefer to dress retro because hindsight is 20/20.”

We call this color:The false message about the rigged election/to run through the city stopping the broken pact;/voices bought, chapel stained with blood,/the Asphalt shirt at Woot, you should buy one.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Pantone YellowC - 312C - Cool Gray 7C - Cool Gray 4C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
antijerseygrl
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 49% one year old
  • 31% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
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Complex Simplicity by Jeff Sheldon
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