Console General

by Supermandolini

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There’s A Save Point Before The Halls Of Montezuma

Real heroes 100%ed without save points.

Fought invaders come from space
Used a trackball when he played
Flew an ostrich while he sat
He’s a gamer, and that’s that

Spent his money on E.T.
Found the red and then blue key
Though the princess wasn’t there
He still shot up the Metal Gear

He beat Gannon, he beat Bond
He beat Bison, beat Shao Khan
His thumbs are strong, he’s very fat
Cause he’s a gamer, and that’s that.
Yes, he’s a gamer, and that’s that.

Wear this shirt: to show you live your life according to a very strict code. Specifically one that starts with “up up down down”.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re one of those hippie anti-gamer pukes. You think you’d have those iPhones without the sacrifices gamers made? Your kind makes me sick.

This shirt tells the world: Kid, whatever you’re about to call my mother, I’ve already heard worse.

We call this color: Olive Them Say He’s The Only Man To Ever Shoot The Dog

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Features

Pantone Colors:
5803C - 7403C- Metallic Gold - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 24.000s
First Sucker:
quadropheniac10
Last Wooter to Woot:
fataltruth7

Purchaser Experience

  • 11% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 32% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 23% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

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Console General by Supermandolini
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