Consulting Detective

by Bassanimation

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Hedge My Bets

Let me tell you about my new show! 

You guys, I'm writing a show about a hedgehog detective. It's called Hedgehog Detective. Here are a few of the best lines from it:

"Quit beating around the HEDGE Ms. Lewis. You killed him, didn't you?!"

"Perhaps you are HOG tired, Mr. Ribsy, because you've been up all night COMMITTING MURDER!"

"Oh, you didn't do it, Henry? Then how come we found this bloody knife while POKING around your apartment the other day?"

"Tell me about the sound you heard, Mrs. Andrews. Was there anything odd? Something different about the SONIC frequency?"

"Now that we've caught the stalker, you can continue to pursue your modeling career with NEW ZEAL AND commitment."

It's because you can find hedgehogs in New Zealand. Okay, maybe that last one needs work

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:

3X - M, WXL -WL: 15.25” x 19.06”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.59” x 14.50”
K6 - K4:  7.99” x 10.00”

Pantone Color(s): White, 188C, Black, 534C, 466C, 4705C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 17.333s
First Sucker:
devron
Last Wooter to Woot:
garycarne

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Consulting Detective by Bassanimation
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