Coughee

by Oliver Munday

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See this is what I don’t get: it’s perfectly OK to walk around advertising totally addictive, murderous vices like coffee and cigarettes, and to make millions of dollars selling them with no regard for the lives destroyed along the way. But when a hardworking guy like me just wants to relax with a little pipeful of crystal meth, I have to skulk around like some kind of criminal. End the hypocrisy! Free the crank!

This shirt was designed by: Baltimore graphic-design guy Oliver Munday, who was born on a Tuesday, got wired on a Wednesday, lit up on a Thursday, got hooked on a Friday, and designed this shirt on a Saturday.

Wear this shirt: so you can just mutely point to your chest the next time you go into QuikTrip.

Don’t wear this shirt: very long. Someday soon, it’ll be illegal to even acknowledge that cigarettes exist.

This shirt tells the world: “I plan to be wide awake for every thrilling moment of my lung cancer.”

We call this color: Heather Gray Lung.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 9.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 41% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Coughee by Oliver Munday
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