Cranes Nouveau

by collinvh

$15.00
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The (Ig)noble Crane

The hottest facts about cranes this side of Zoobooks.

  • The Whooping Crane is highly endangered, with only 437 birds living in the wild. Many conservationists believe the species has struggled because of its large, enticingly snappable neck.

  • Cranes perform elaborate mating dances including but not limited to: the Black Bottom, the Cake Walk, the Fox Trot, and the Shuffle Off To Buffalo.
  • Cranes are revered in Japan, it seems. Maybe?
  • Cranes are largely monogamous, forming long-term relationships that turn each bird into a bitter shell of regret and loathing.
  • The cranes have always been jealous of the stork for its baby-delivering responsibilities. Madly jealous. 
  • A crane will eat a whole crawdad right out of the pond just like that.
  • Cranes are so named because their necks resemble cranes.
  • If you are attacked by a crane: Play dead. The birds are simply too powerful to fight, and you must hope that they lose interest.
  • Crane > Frasier Crane > Kelsey Grammar > Grammar School > School's Out > Alice Cooper > Chicken Coop. THEREFORE: Cranes are chickens.

Wear this shirt: to a David Barton gym.

Don't wear this shirt: near a male crane during the mating season.

This shirt tells the world: "Nature! Birds! Ummmm…Art Nouveau!"

We call this color: Cranberry/Craneberry

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Features

Pantone Colors:
4665C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 23% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Cranes Nouveau by collinvh
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