Crash Test Droid

by santo76

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Mmm Mmm, Good?

Seems like we sorta have to do this parody. 

Once, there was this droid who
Got into an accident with an R2
But when he was finally unstacked
From the wreckage his head was facing his back.
He said that his hairy friend
Was a flea-bitten furrrrrballll

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this R2
Who couldn't stop the detention level garbage smasher room
But when his friends bade him to
They left the pressure hatch into the lobby
They couldn't quite explain it
They'd all just been real scared

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both the droids were glad 
Cuz one R2 had a motivator worse than that. 

Cause then once there was this droid who
Popped its cap and made a bunch of smoke spew
And when they said it was bad merch
It shook and lurched all over the desert floor
They couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just farmed air

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL:  12.67” x 6.33”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  9.00” x 4.49”

Pantone Color(s): White - 4975C - 4695C - 483C - 7404C - 1265C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 30.008s
First Sucker:
aoviss
Last Wooter to Woot:
Tsumik

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Crash Test Droid by santo76
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