Creative Flow

by qetza

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Creativity is Dangerous

 2nd place in Derby #268: Crosshatch Rehash, Editors' Choice.

Congratulations, creative people! With each story you write, each painting you paint, each website you design, you are successfully KILLING THE PLANET!

That's right! A brain working on creative stuff will EMIT TOXIC GASES INTO THE ENVIRONMENT, gasses filled with things such as WEIRD IDEAS and POOR NUTRITIONAL CHOICES and DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR!

Obviously, creative people are already POISONED by this stuff, but that doesn't mean you have to be too. No. If you see someone acting creative (red flags: humming, talking, solving problems, telling jokes, thinking), do the smart thing: RUN! AND DON'T BREATH!

Wear this shirt: into the internet!

Don't wear this shirt: to your job as a stenographer.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm making thought rivers all day!"

We call this color: I'm the most creative guy a-brown-d!

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Features

Pantone Colors:
728 C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
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Creative Flow by qetza
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