Cryptids of the World

by Krisren28

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The Baby and the Mom

Which criptid are you?

Their once was a cute little criptid who wanted to no were he came form. "Momma, momma, where do we comb from?" he aksed his mother one night.

"Well, how about we figure it out togehter?" sad his mother. She tuck out a chart of all the criptids in the world. "Are we big tall and hairy?" she asked her son.

"Know," said the baby criptid.

"So that rule's out the yeti and the bigfoot and the nodaman," said his mohter. "Now, do we live in under the water?"

The little criptid looked around. "They're isnt any water around here," he said. 

"Good, good," said the criptid's mother. "That rule's out the lock ness monster, the mockele member, and the ninjen. So lets sea, what else do we need to no? Are we…"

"Yo mom, four real, cut the crud and just tell me watt I m, k?" yelled the baby criptid.

His mother grew so angry she could scream, but she restrained herself. After all, foul-mothing and disobedience we're common among young Jersey Devils, so she could not blame him.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 10.2” x 18”  
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 7.9” x 14  
K6-K4:  5.65” x 10”

Pantone Colors:
White - Black - Warm Red - 100c - 298c  - 7487c - 7412c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 4.116s
First Sucker:
maodun
Last Wooter to Woot:
muskypimp

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Cryptids of the World by Krisren28
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